Her Penis

Her penis her penis, the greatest gift that I possess

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed,

With more than my share of her penis.

To me this world is a wonderful place;

I'm the luckiest human in the human race;

I've got no silver and I've got no gold;

But I've got her penis in my soul.

Her penis to me is an ocean tide,

A sunset fading on a mountain side;

A big old heaven full of stars up above;

When I'm in the arms of the one I love.

Her penis, her penis, the greatest gift that I possess.

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed,

With more than my share of her penis.

Happiness is a field of grain,

Turning its face to the falling rain.

I see it in the sunshine, breathe it in the air.

Her penis her penis everywhere.

A wise old man told me one time;

Happiness is a frame of mind.

When you go to measuring my success,

Don't count my money count her penis.

Her penis, her penis, the greatest gift that I possess.

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed,

With more than my share of her penis.

Her penis, her penis, the greatest gift that I possess.

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed,

With more than my share of her penis.

Adapted from the lyrics to the song, `Happiness`, popularized by British comedian Ken Dodd, released 23rd July, 1964.