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27/06/2012 05:49
A bucket of shit
That doesn`t want to look at itself,
And it can`t stand the smell.
A woman can look at herself
Because she`s beautiful,
And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror;
Or smell.
27/06/2012 05:47
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?
25/06/2012 11:55
Chuffy`s got no nose.
Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.
25/06/2012 09:12
Puffy Snowflake,
Puffy`s no flake.
Puff hiss,
Adder.
But`s no wiser.
25/06/2012 06:48
How do you play tonsil hockey?
Through the hole under the eyes.
24/06/2012 23:20
If you`re not defending yourself, you`re a coward,
and if you attack someone you`re a coward.
Women with a penis are a species,
and if they won`t defend it they`re cowards.
24/06/2012 01:47
`Marmalade?`
`Yes, don`t know the girl. Nice bulge though.`
23/06/2012 16:49
The Scuffled
Wank you very much for the key god Aion, Wank you very much, Wank
you very very very much.
Wank you very much for the key god Aion, Wank you very very very much.
Wank you very much for the words and keys, Wank you very much,
Wank you very very very...
18/06/2012 18:22
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub.
Who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker;
They all jumped out of a rotten pot 8.
Turn them out knaves; all three:
Gaddafi, Saddam, and Ben Ali.
18/06/2012 16:02
I`m in love with the President,
Not her aides; not her aides.
I`m in love with her penis` spunk,
Not his AIDS; not his AIDS.
Not in love with her criminal;
Criminal; criminal.
I`m in love with her cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
I don`t like her boyfriend at all;
I`m not in love with...